XX- Racy proverbs

● Never dance naked because the body has parts that do not stop
moving when the music stops.

● Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your
way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

● Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard

● Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

● Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until
you realize you are only f**king yourself.

● Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of the society;
but always remember who laid them!

● Education is like hiring a prostitute, it needs both money & hard work.

● When the toilet paper of experience is depleted, the ass of
reason goes un- wiped.
● Men play the game. Women know the score.

● Wives are funny creatures... They don't have sex with their
husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does!

● Guys are like roses, just watch out for the pricks.

● College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in and nine
months later you wish you'd never come.

● Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you
are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

● The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who
can't even remember her first husband.

● Here is the definition of divorce...She gets the ring and the man
gets the finger!

● See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and
only enough blood to run one at a time."

● Confucius say...... Man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener.

● A botany student has brought to our attention the fact that penis
is the only thing that has to be grown before it is planted.