A Golfing Gentleman

A golfer hits his ball in to a yard next to the golf course.  As he
goes to get it, a man in the yard says, 'Don't you see the sign? It
says private property, stay out.'

The golfer says; 'I am sorry, I did not see it.  That is my ball
there, may I have it?'

The man says; 'it's in my yard, so it is my ball now.'

The golfer looks at the man and says; 'I understand.'  He takes
another golf ball and throws it in the yard.

The man says; 'What is that for?'

The golfer says, 'I'm a gentleman.  Every Prick should have two balls.'