XX - Quotes Of The Century:

"Prostitution is the only industry where
Freshers are paid more than the experienced"

RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get
fresh milk & two big papayas,
While women only get one banana, two peanuts & one tea-spoon of starch.

What's the definition of AIDS?

Anally Injected Death Sentence.

A policeman arrested a prostitute in the Hospital area and asked for
her profession.
Prostitute: I'm a social engineer.
Policeman: What do u do?
Prostitute: I build & destroy erections

What is the resemblance between
A windscreen wiper and a woman?

When they are wet,
They do not squeak any more!

The problem with old age is that every part of your body feels stiff
except the part that you want stiff.

So, enjoy your age before old age have fun before its too late.

Thought for the day:

Behind every successful Man,
There is a satisfied Woman.
Behind every successful Man,
There is a satisfied Woman.

And behind every satisfied Woman, there is an exhausted Man.

Latest rhymes in SCHOOL.
Twinkle, twinkle little STAR,
I just went to ROYAL BAR.
Quarter rates are up so HIGH,
So, drink a beer with Chicken FRY!!!