XX - Adult Puns!

He says,
"Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love."
She says,
"Well I can -and that's why we're not."

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful,
Provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

"What does this patient have, Nurse Welby?"
"A chronic erection,"
"And where are you taking him?"
"To my apartment."

The party was going really well and the drinks were flowing freely.
A man was getting along very well with an attractive young woman and
he asked the host,
"Do you mind if I use one of your spare bedrooms?"
"Not at all, Dave," replied the gracious host, "the bedrooms are
upstairs, but make sure you use the second one on the left."
"Oh, all right…," said the man, "why?"
"Tom and your wife are using the first one."

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?
Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out!