Morning Jokes.

Cowboy and Bible
The religious cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending
fences out on the range.
Three weeks later a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes
heavenward and exclaimed,
"It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."
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How Smart Are You?
(Passing requires 4 correct answers...)
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Atlantic are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What colour is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?
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Answers below
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How Smart Are You?
Answers
1) 116 years
2) Ecuador
3) Sheep and Horses
4) November
5) Squirrel fur
6) Dogs

7) Albert
8) Crimson
9) New Zealand
10) Orange, of course.
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Chinese Meal
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise".
The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.
He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes
looking around before
It slams down.
Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
happening, and demands an explanation.
"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
The husband replies,
"Chicken Surprise."
"Ah, so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"