XX The Perfect Woman would say:

some have been deleted as they are too risque

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3.

4. Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case
of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a
threesome!

5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna
bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please
try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung-over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go
shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10.

11. Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's
asses.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you
had time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey..our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again,
come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and
buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year. You
go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21. Not the frigging mall again, come on let's go to that new
strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't
you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?

23. You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the
night feedings.

24. That was a great fart!  Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my
head for ya...