A man loses both his ears in an accident.

No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution.He heard of a very good
one in Sweden, and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought
a while, and said, "yes, I can put you right." After the operation,
bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You
swine, you gave me a woman's ears." "Well, an ear is an ear.

It makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's.said the surgeon.

" "You're wrong! I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"