The Swedish Virgin

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota,
takes a lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.

As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor.  He said
'How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and
my fiance, Lena , is still a Virgin - in every vay.'

The doctor told him, 'Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in
a splint to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but
leave it in there as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors
and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all
together...quite an impressive work of art.

Olaf mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they
go on their honeymoon to Duluth .

That night in the motel 6, Lena rips open her blouse to
reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'Olaf...you' re the
first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.'

Olaf immediately drops his pants and replies, 'Look at dis
Lena
..still in DA CRATE!