Confessional Box......!!

sent by a good Catholic

 A guy goes into the confessional box  after years being away from the Church.

He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself  down.

There's a fully equipped bar with crystal  glasses, the best vestry
wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and  liqueur chocolates nearby, and on
the wall a fine  photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to
have  mislaid their garments.

He hears a priest come  in:

"Father, forgive me for it's been a very  long time since I've been to
confession and I must admit  that the confessional box is much more
inviting than it used  to be".

The priest replies, "Get out, you  idiot.  You're on my side".