Logical Joke
Johnny had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all
been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.
On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the bar on
the far side for their first legal drink.
So when Johnny's 21st birthday came a round, he and his pal Jim Bob
took a boat out to the middle of the lake. Johnny stepped out of the
boat ...and nearly drowned!
Jim Bob just barely managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Johnny went to see his grandmother.
'Grandma,' he asked, 'it's my 21st birthday so why can't I walk
'cross the lake like my pappy, his father, and his father before him?'
Granny looked deeply into Johnny's crossed lil eyes and said,
'Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather were
born in January when the lake is frozen, and you were born in July
you dumbass!'