Welfare office

A young man in dandy clothes walked into the local welfare office to
pick up his check.  He marched straight up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare.  I'd really rather
have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of
your clothes.

"Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.  You'll also be
expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.  This
is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job
assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The man, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bull-shittin' me!"

The social worker said, "Yeah, well .... You started it."