The baby on the bus..
A bloke was sitting on a London bus when a gorgeous woman next to him
starts breast feeding her baby.
The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll
give it to this nice man here."
Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again,
"Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here."
The bloke says, "Listen, love, can you make your bloody mind up, I
should have got off four stops ago!"