XX - Adult Quickies

The shy young man and his shapely date were parked under a romantic moon.
Placing his hand on her thigh, he whispered,
"I love you."
With a deep sigh, the girl replied,
"A little higher."
"I love you," came the higher-pitched reply.
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What is the difference between frustration and panic?
Frustration is the first time you discover
You can't do it the second time.
Panic is the second time
You discover you can't do it the first time.
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Joan had invited her younger sister, Nancy, to leave her country home
and come to the city for a weekend to see how the urban half lived.
She also arranged for a friend of hers named Bill to take Nancy out
for a night on the town.
After a pleasant dinner and a show, Bill and Nancy went to Bill's
apartment for a nightcap.
They talked and listened to soft music for a pleasant interlude; then
Bill suggested they retire to the bedroom.
"Oh, no," Nancy protested. "I don't think my sister would like it."
"Nonsense," said Bill, as he gently took her arm. "She loves it."
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Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater.
"That man beside me is fumbling his crotch", one whispers to the other.
"Just ignore it", is the answer.
"Easy for you to say. He's using my hand!".
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One Greek says to another,
"Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?"
"No," he answered, "I'll stick with K-Y Jelly!"