Morning Jokes.

The Danger Of Typos
A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana.
Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room
port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson,
at her address, which began with JennJohn.
Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended
up going to and address that began with JeanJohn, a Jean Johnson in
Duluth, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away and was buried
that day.
The preacher's wife took one look at the E-mail and promptly fainted.
It read,
"Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"
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Blonde and Library
Once a blonde went to the library to get a book.
A few days later, she returns and says to librarian at the counter,
"This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many
numbers, so I would like to return it."
The librarian says to the other librarian,
"So, here is the person who took our phone book!"
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Personnel
The personnel office received an email requesting a listing of the
department staff broken down by age and sex.
The personnel office sent this reply...
"Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down
by age or sex. However, we have a few alcoholics."
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Things You May Hear Just Before Downsized
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-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are certainly going to try!

-- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is,
I'm sick of you.

-- Its not that you aren't a responsible worker.
In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else
in the place.

-- Today I'm going to mix business and pleasure. You're fired!

-- I've got good news for you.
You won't have to worry about being late for work 'ever again'.

-- Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?