Mirth . . . . .

Q: Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is
Restricted!

Signboard outside a prostitute's house:
Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...

New AIDS awareness slogan:
Try different positions with the same woman instead

of same position with different women.

Why is $ex like shaving?
Well, because no matter how well you do it today...

tomorrow you'll have to do it again...

Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?

A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.

Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?

A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.

Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR

& a STAGE CURTAIN?

A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when
you pull down the UNDERWEAR.....

 it's SHOWTIME!!!

Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?

A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later...

If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise .
Why?

Because they would have eaten the snake

instead of the bloody apple!