Attorney

A  very successful attorney parked his brand new  Lexus in front of
his office, ready to show it off  to his colleagues.  As he was
getting out, a  truck came along too closely and completely tore  off
the driver's door.

Fortunately, a  cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Lexus with his  lights flashing.

Before the cop had a  chance to ask any questions, the attorney
started  screaming hysterically about how his Lexus, which  he had
just purchased the day before, was  completely ruined and would never
be the same, no  matter how any car body shop tried to make it new
again.

After the lawyer finally  wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head  in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic  you lawyers
are," he said. "You are so focused on  your possessions that you
neglect the most  important things in life."

"How can  you say such a thing?" asked the  lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you  even realize that your left arm is
missing?   It was severed when the truck hit  you!"

"OH,  MY GOD!!!" screamed  the lawyer.
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  "My  Rolex!"