Puns of the Day...

A couple who crosses LSD with birth control pills takes a trip without
the kids.

An award winning dentist will be given a little plaque
The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too
qualified for the job.
"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in
picking lemons?" "Well; as a matter if fact, Yes!" she replied. "I've
been divorced three times."

Police arrested a transvestite, and charged him with male fraud.

The opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the 'Circumvent'.

A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap factory, when
the case comes to caught the judge decides to make an example of him
to discourage other youths from a life of crime.
Judge:
"Well, what have you to say in your defence?"
Boy:
"I'm sorry, Your Honour."
Judge:
"I sentence you to 10 years hard labour, starting immediately."
Boy:
"But sir, it were only a few bars of cheap soap."
Judge:
"Consider yourself lucky, it could have been life boy!"

Cadaver:
Gaining possession of something belonging to a female.
"The coroner had to get back to the morgue, but she said I CADAVER fries."