XX - THE ANSWERS ALL MEN HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet.  But when they go,
they take your house and car with them.

Q:  WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET  UP IN THE MORNING?
A:   Because they don't have any balls to  scratch.