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A salesman checked into a futuristic motel.Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,he calleddown to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises."I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically, "but down thehall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes."Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine,inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his headand surveyed his reflection, which reflected the best haircut of his life.Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures,$20.00.' "Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out his hands and they were perfectly manicured.The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a ServiceMen Need When Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.' The salesman looked bothways, put fifty cents in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a (image placeholder)shriek of agony and almost passed out.Fifteen seconds later it shut off. With trembling hands, the salesman wasable to withdraw his member..... which now had a button sewed on the end