Height of ..

Height of Confusion:

Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Height of Pain:

A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.

Height of Honesty:

A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Height of Foolishness:

A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.

Height of Revenge:

A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.

Height of Noise:

Two skeletons making love on a tin roof.

Height of Itch:

A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Height of Innocence:

A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

Height of Unemployment:

Cobwebs in a prostitute's genitals.

Height of Laziness:

A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.

Height of Competition:

A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.

Height of Bravery:

A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Height of Sophistication:

Sucking nipples with a straw.

Height of Disgustion:

While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Height of Technology:

Condom with zip squirt is online now.

Height of Pandemonium:

When you, your lover, the alarm clock, and the telephone all go off at once.

Height of Mixed Emotions:

Seeing your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new Ferrari.

Height of Laughter:

Your husband just left with another woman.

Your husband doesn't know that the other woman is a man.

Height of Hysteria:

Three blind folded lesbians in a fishmarket.

Height of Sexual Ecstasy:

About six inches.

Height of Passion:

It depends on how drunk she is before you took her home.