Height of ..
- Height of Confusion:
- Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.
Height of Pain: - A monkey sliding down a knife's edge using balls as his brakes.
Height of Honesty: - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.
Height of Foolishness: - A guy peeping thru' the keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Revenge: - A bastard puncturing all the condoms in a contraceptive factory.
Height of Noise: - Two skeletons making love on a tin roof.
Height of Itch: - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.
Height of Innocence: - A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.
Height of Unemployment: - Cobwebs in a prostitute's genitals.
- Height of Laziness:
- A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest.
Height of Competition: - A guy peeing against Niagara Falls.
Height of Bravery: - A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.
Height of Sophistication: - Sucking nipples with a straw.
Height of Disgustion: - While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.
Height of Technology: - Condom with zip squirt is online now.
Height of Pandemonium: - When you, your lover, the alarm clock, and the telephone all go off at once.
Height of Mixed Emotions: - Seeing your mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your brand new Ferrari.
Height of Laughter: - Your husband just left with another woman.
- Your husband doesn't know that the other woman is a man.
Height of Hysteria: - Three blind folded lesbians in a fishmarket.
Height of Sexual Ecstasy: - About six inches.
Height of Passion: - It depends on how drunk she is before you took her home.
