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VERY FAST, MADE IN INDIA!

There was a Japanese man who went to India for sightseeing.

On the last day, he hired a cab and told the driver to drive to the Airport.
During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man leaned out of the window excitedly and shouted with joy,
"Honda, very fast! Made in Japan ! .
After a while ,a Toyota sped past the taxi, again, the Japanese man leaned out of the window and yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then, a Mitsubishi sped past the taxi. For the third time, the Japanese leaned out of the window and yelled , "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made in Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on for quite a number of cars.

Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare was 1,800 rupees. !!!!
The Japanese exclaimed, "What??... so expensive!"

There upon, the driver yelled back,

"Meter, Made in India VERY VERY FAST!!!

 

"DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?"

Junior asks his dad.
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO.

Then, I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS.
Then, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said:
'You've Got Male'!

 

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