GRANDMA CALLS THE HOSPITAL

With Mt Sinai - anything is possible..

 

 

A sweet grandmother telephoned Mount Sinai Hospital.
 She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to
 someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
 
The operator said "I'll be glad to help. What's the
 name and room number?"
 
The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said,
 "Holly Finkel, room 302."
 
The Operator replied, "Let me check.
 
Oh, good news. Her records say that Holly is doing
 very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood
 work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr.
 Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."
 
The Grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful!
 I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."
 
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is
 Holly your daughter?"
 
The Grandmother said, "No, I'm! Holly Finkel in 302.
 No one tells me shit.