XXX - CHINESE PROVERBS

  
  Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

  Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

  Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

  Man with one chopstick go hungry.

  Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

  Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

  Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

  Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

   Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

  Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

  Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

  It takes many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

  Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

  Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

  Man who fish in other man’s well often catches crabs.

  Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

  Crowded elevator smells different to midget.