Sunday, June 11, 2006

FW: Habits ...................... ! ! !

-----A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in London.
However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to
communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She didn't
know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher
got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken
and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts! The butcher
again understood, and gave her some chicken breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store............
(Stop, for a moment, and try to visualize what you think she did.
Then, scroll down.

What in the world were you thinking?
Hellooooooo!!!!... .............

Her husband speaks English!
You..aaa...!!!