Daily Laughs

1.  Poor Burglar
"Get this." said a guy to his friends,

"Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
 "Did he get anything?" his friends asked.
 The guy said,

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken ribs."
 One of his friends asks,

"Whoa! But...how???"
 The guy answered,

"Well, it was really late at night and my wife thought it was *me* coming home drunk!!"

"Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation, for 'tis better to be alone than in bad company."
 -- George Washington


3. A Collage Of Cat Quote
To err is human, to purr is feline.
 - Robert Byrne
The smallest feline is a masterpiece.
 - Leonardo Da Vinci
If cats could talk, they wouldn't.
 - Nan Porter
Every life should have nine cats.
 - Anonymous
Dogs eat. Cats dine.
 - Ann Taylor
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.
 - Mark Twain
...You are my cat and I am your human.
 - Hilaire Belloc
A cat is there when you call her - if she doesn't have something better to do.
 - Bill Adler



YOUR JoKe: 1

Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?
A: Bullshit
Q : What's the difference between men and pigs?
A : Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.