My Private Part Died Today!

An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his
life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My Private
Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a
little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please
accept my condolences.

The following day, Mr Goldstein was walking down the
hall with his Private Part" hanging out his pajamas, when he met
Nurse Tracy.
Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking
down the hall like that.. Please put your "Private Part" back inside
your pajamas."
But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, " I told you
yesterday that my Private Part" died."
Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out
of your pajamas?"

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Well," he replied, "Today's the viewing."