Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Joke in Brazil at the moment


Australia v Brazil Group game at the World Cup.
Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum.  
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".

Ronaldino looks at them and says,
"Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself,  you lads go down the pub."
So, Ronaldino goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars.  
After a few pints they wonder how the game is going.
So, they get the landlord to put the teletext on.
A big cheer goes up as the screen  reads "Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)".
He is beating Australia all by himself!

Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on".
They  put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Australia 1 (Viduka  89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Australia!!

They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino.
They find him in the  dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."

"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"

"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes".