Joke in Brazil at the moment
- Australia v Brazil Group game at the World Cup.
Ronaldino goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team-mates looking a bit glum. - "What's up?" he asks.
- "Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Australia. They're sh*te and we can't be bothered".
Ronaldino looks at them and says, - "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So, Ronaldino goes out to play Australia by himself and the rest of the Brazilian team go off for a few jars. - After a few pints they wonder how the game is going.
- So, they get the landlord to put the teletext on.
- A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "Brazil 1 - Australia 0 (Ronaldino 10 minutes)".
- He is beating Australia all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". - They put the teletext on.
- "Result from the Stadium "Brazil 1 (Ronaldino 10 minutes) - Australia 1 (Viduka 89 minutes)".
- They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Australia!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldino. - They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
- "I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Australia, all by yourself. And they only scored at the very, very end!"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down... I got sent off after 12 minutes".