MEN

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This morning on I-75,

I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman in a brand new

Cadillac doing 65 mph

with her face up next to her
rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

for a couple seconds

and when I looked back she was

halfway over in my lane,

still working on that makeup.


As a man,

I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver,

which knocked the donut

out of my other hand

In all the confusion of trying

to straighten out the car

using my knees against
the steering wheel,

it knocked my cell phone

away from my ear which fell
into the coffee between my legs,

splashed, and burned

Big Jim and the Twins!!!!!

ruined the damn phone, !

soaked my trousers,

and disconnected an
important call.

Damn women drivers!!!!!!