How to be american....

An Indian migrated to North America, and moved into an American
neighborhood; His American neighbor went next door to wish him
welcome. He was shocked to see the man in his nice backyard chasing
ten chickens around like mad. "Must be a custom," he thought to
himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he
went home. The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the man
again. When he looked through his window, he saw the man urinate into
a cup and drink it. "Must be a custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till tomorrow, he went on with
other stuff. The third day, he was determined he had to welcome the
man. At his gate, he saw the man with his ear pressed against a cow's
big fat butt.

Seeing this, he became angry and went up to the man. "I'm sorry sir,
I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy
customs!" He yelled in the man's face. The man looked confused and
answered, "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually
American customs. I was told that in order to be a true American, you
have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."