FW: Cannibals

 

 

A big corporation recently hired several cannibals.

"You are all part of our team now", said the HR rep during the welcoming
briefing. "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the
cafeteria for some thing to eat, but please don't eat any of the other
employees".

The cannibals promised they would not. Four weeks later their boss
remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm quite satisfied with
you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know
what happened to her?"

The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the
leader of the cannibals said to the others, "Which one of you idiots ate
the secretary?" A hand raised hesitantly, to which the leader of the
cannibals continued," You fool!!!  For four weeks we've been eating
Managers and no one noticed anything, but noooooo, you had to go and eat
someone important!"