FW: Mechanic vs Surgeon
A mechanic was removing the cylinder head from the engine of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon in the shop, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come to take a look at his car.
The mechanic shouted across the garage,
“Hello Doctor! Please come over here for a minute."
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively,
"So, doctor, look at this.
I also open hearts, take valves out, grind them, put in new parts, and when I finish, this will work as a new one.
So, how come you get the big money, when you and me are doing basically the same work? "
The doctor leaned over and whispered something to the mechanic.....
Guess what he said?
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"Try to do it when the engine is running".