10. "Why don't you come up and sashimi sometime?"
9. "May I interest you in the Cock d'Jacques tonight? It's very firm."
8. "Will you be wanting an aphrodisiac with that?"
7. "We have bleu cheese, thousand island, ranch and Italian -- but I'd gladly bring it to you without dressing."
6. "Sex on the beach? Would you like something from the bar, too?"
5. "Tonight's after dinner treats could include banana creamed pie and glazed melons."
4. "Would you like me to unzip the special of the day?".
3. "Wanna fork?"
2. "May I recommend a nice Penile Noir?"
And the Number 1 Pickup Line:
1."I strongly recommend the tongue tonight."
