FW: FW: Where's my wife

 

 

 

 

 

 

Two guys are pushing their shopping trolleys around a store when they

collide. The first guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm

looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was

going".

 

The second guy says, "That's OK.  It's a coincidence.  I'm looking for my

wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate".

 

The first guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife

look like"? The second guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with

blonde hair, blue eyes, big breasts and is wearing short shorts and a skimpy

tank top.

 

What does your wife look like"?

 

The first guy says,   "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."