Comeback Lines!

 

M: I know how to please a woman.

W: Then please leave me alone.

 

M: I want to give myself to you.

W: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

 

M: Your hair colour is fabulous.

W: Thank you.

It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.

 

M: You look like a dream.

W: Go back to sleep.

 

M: I can tell that you want me.

W: Yes, I want you to leave.

 

M: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

W: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.

 

M: Your body is like a temple.

W: Sorry, there are no services today.

 

M: Is this seat empty?

W: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

 

M: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?

W: What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

 

M: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

W: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.