FW: Life, or something like it
While watching the Eagles game Monday night my wife and I were discussing life and death.
I told her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle.
If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She promptly got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all my beer.
Some days, I hate being married to a smartass.