Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex

The 1st  kind of sex is called: Smurf  Sex.This kind  of sex happens when you first  meet someone  and you both have sex until  you are blue in the face.The 2nd  kind of sex is called: Kitchen  Sex.This is  when you have been with your  partnerfor a  short time and you are so  horny you will have sex anywhere,
 Even in the  kitchen.The 3rd  kind of sex is called: Bedroom  Sex.This is when you have been with your  partnerfor a long  time. Your sex has gotten  routine and
you usually have  sex only in  your bedroom.The 4th  kind of sex is called: Hallway  Sex.This is  when you have been with your  partnerfor too  long. When you passeach other  in the hallway you both say  "screwyou."The 5th  kind of sex is called: Religious  SexWhich  means you get Nun in the morning, Nun  inthe  afternoon and Nun at night.The 6th  kind is called Courtroom  Sex.This is  when you cannot stand your wife  anymore. She  takes you to court and screws  you in front of  everyone.And last,  but not least, the 7th kind of  sexis called:  Social Security Sex.You get a  little each month but not enough  to live on.I  think they left out Senility Sex -that's  when you have forgotten what sex was really  about.