men vs women
Women Are Smarter Than Men
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty
took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother!
Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Wife Vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
The Beast
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the beast in me." So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"
Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you
get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it,
because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do
it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened
the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says.... "HE BREWS"
Due to inherit a fortune when his sickly, widower father died,
Charles decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. Going to a singles' bar, he spotted a woman whose beauty
took his breath away.
"I'm just an ordinary man," he said, walking up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars." The woman went home with Charles, and the next day she became his stepmother!
Understanding Women (A Man's Perspective)
I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how
you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the
hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
Wife Vs Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
Words
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men. The husband then
turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
Stupid And Beautiful
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so
stupid and so beautiful all at the same time."
The wife responded,
"Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted
to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
The Beast
Husband and wife were in the midst of a violent quarrel, and hubby
was losing his temper. "Be careful," he said to his wife. "You will
bring out the beast in me." So what?" his wife shot back. "Who's afraid of a mouse?"
Coffee
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the
coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you
get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our
coffee." The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it,
because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee." Wife replies, "No, you should do
it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee." Husband replies,
"I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened
the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it
indeed says.... "HE BREWS"
