The Ultimate Truth!

Whenever I find the key to success,

Someone, changes the lock.

To Err is human,

To forgive,

is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success........

is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,

but, if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan,

You first need to prove that you don't need it.

All the desirable things in life are either

illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound,

People appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich.............

which never works.

If, at first you don't succeed..........

Destroy, all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter.

If, it falls down,

It will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor

Will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

As soon as you mention something......

if it is good, it is taken....

If it is bad, it happens.

He who has the gold,

makes the rules ----

Murphy's golden rule.

If, you come early, the bus is late.

If, you come late...... the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something,

you will find the same item being sold

somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

When in a queue,

the other line always moves faster

and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of
transactions.

If, you have paper, you don't have a pen.......

If, you have a pen, you don't have paper......

If, you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class,

The professor has taken attendance.

You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.

All PMT buses are crowded.
Corollary-----

PMT buses in opposite direction always go empty.

The door bell or your mobile will always ring

when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.134,

two, 134 number buses will always pull in together

and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow,

there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit

is responsible for all the errors

until, another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind,

the smoke from the cigarette

will always tend to go

to the non-smoker ...............