The Undertaker's Black Eye

Roy, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

"What happened to you?" asked his wife.

"I had a terrible day." replied Roy . "I had to go to a hotel and pick
up a man who had died in his sleep.

When I got there, the manager said they couldn't get him into a body
bag, because he had this huge erection!

Anyway, I went up and sure enough there was this big naked guy lying
on the bed with this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to snap it in half."

"I see" said his wife, "but how did you get the black eye?"

Roy replied: "It was the wrong bloody room"!!