Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...

A 'Rock Hudson' -
A putt that looked straight, but wasn't.

A 'Saddam Hussein' -
From one bunker into another.

A 'Yasser Arafat' -
Butt ugly and in the sand.

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' -
Didn't quite make it over the water.

A 'Rodney King' -
Over-clubbed.

An 'O.J.'-
Got away with one.

A 'Princess Grace' -
Should have used a driver.

A 'Princess Di' -
Shouldn't have used the driver.

A 'Condom' -
Safe, but didn't feel very good.

A 'Rush Limbaugh' -
A little to the right.

A 'Nancy Pelosi' -
Way to the left and out of bounds.

A 'Ted Kennedy' -
Goes in the water and jumps out.

A 'Pee Wee Herman' -
Too much wrist action.

A 'Sonny Bono' -
Straight into the trees.