"Rabbi's 25th Anniversary"

A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honors its
Rabbi for 25 years of service by sending him to Hawaii
for a week, all expenses paid. When he walks into his
hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying on
the bed.

She greets the Rabbi with, "Hi, Rabbi, I'm a little something
extra that the President of the Temple arranged for you.

The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the
President of the Temple and shouts, "Greenblatt, what
were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral
leader of our religious community! I am very angry with
you and you have not heard the end of this."

Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get
dressed.

The Rabbi turns to her and asks, "Where are you going?
I'm not angry with you."