Maid and all

The husband and his young wife were not on good terms. In fact the
wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid,
so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for
the weekend, and didn't inform the husband.

That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
"Excuse me my dear........my stomach," and disappeared towards the
bathroom. The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back
stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights
off when in he came silently............

He wasted no time or words but quickly took out his willy, and got on
top of her. When he finished and still panting, the wife said " You
didn't expect to find me in this bed did you!!" and switched on the
light.

"No indeed, Madam" said the chauffeur!!!.