Thursday, August 02, 2007

MUMBAI MBBS DICTIONARY

1) Antibody - Against ever ybody

2) Artery - The study of fine paintings

3) Bacteria - Back door to a cafeteria

4) Bowel - Letters like a,e,I,o,u

5) Caesarian Section - A district in Rome

6) Cardiology - Advanced study of Poker playing

7) Cat Scan - Searching for lost kitty

8) Coma - Punctuation mark Yaar, Simple!

9) Cyst - A short for sister

10) Diagnosis - Person with slanted nose

11) Dilate - The late British Princess Diana

12) Enema - Not a friend

13) False Labor - Pretending to work

14) Genes - Blue denim

15) Hernia - She is close by

16) Hymen - Greeting to several males

17) Impotent - distinguished / well-known

18) Labor Pain - Hurt at work

19) Menopause - Men no wait

20) Microbes - Small dressing gowns

21) Obesity - City of Obe

22) Pacemaker - Winner of Nobel Peace Prize

23) Protein - in favor of teens

24) Pulse – Grain

25) Pus - Small cat

26) Red Blood Count – Dracula

27) Secretion – Hiding anything

28) Tablet - Small table

29) Urine - Opposite of you are out

30) Varicose - Very close