Beauty Treatment

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While
on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing Almighty, she asked "Is my time up?" The reply "No, you have another
43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
Facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.  She even had someone come in and
change her hair color.  Since she had so much more time to live, she figured
she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.  While
crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of the Almighty , she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 40years?  Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the
ambulance?"

(You'll love this!!!)

The Almighty replied , " Oh sorry I couldn't recognize you " !!!