English.....!

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English,
but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose
whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.
She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the
message, and gave her the chicken legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how
to say it and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her
blouse to show the butcher her breasts!
The butcher understood again and gave her some chicken breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.Unable to find away
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store. and ..

What were you thinking? Hellooooooo!!!!!!!!, Her husband speaks English!