Wednesday Jokes!

Girlfriend.

After directory assistance gave Rosy, her boyfriend's new telephone
number, she dialled him -- and got a woman.
"Is Adam there?" Rosy asked.
"He's in the shower," she responded.
"Please tell him his girlfriend called," Rosy said and hung up.
When he didn't return the call, Rosy dialled again.
This time a man answered.
"This is Adam," he said.
"You're not my boyfriend!" Rosy exclaimed.
"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife
for the past half-hour."

Those who don't know!

The world is divided into two groups.

There are those who know, and those who don't know.

Those who know are no problem.

Those who don't know are also in two groups.

One is those who don't know and know they don't know.

Well, they can learn!

But then, there are those who don't know, and don't know they don't know.

And they become unit managers!

TREE FELLERS WANTED.

Billy and Pa' were walking in the woods when they came across a sign
saying, "Tree Fellers wanted."

One of them said, "Ye know, it's a shame Paddy isn't here. We could
have gotten the job."

Two lawyers were negotiating a case ...

Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case.

"Look," said one to the other, "let's be honest with each other."

"Okay, you first," replied the other.

That was the end of the discussion.

CIA Job.

A college graduate applied for a job at the Central Intelligence Agency.

Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope
and told to take it to the fourth floor.

As soon as the young man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway
and opened the packet.

Inside, a message read:

"You're our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor."