XX - Profound

If you can understand the end - it is a a little X rated for most..

There is a moral to this story-

In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake.

The hot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, "Gosh...if I go down

three inches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed."

There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down

Three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes down

Three inches that fish will jump for the fly...and I will grab him!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake

Preparing to eat a cheese sandwich....

"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish

Leaps for it...that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.

I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."

A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes

Down three inches...and that fish jumps for that fly... And that bear grabs

For that fish...the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his Cheese

sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, "Gosh...if

That fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for That fly ... And

That bear grabs for that fish and that hunter shoots that bear...and that

Mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich .... Then I can have the mouse for

lunch."

The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the

Cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabs the

fish... The hunter shoots the bear ..The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...

The cat jumps for the mouse.. The mouse ducks...The cat falls into the

Water and drowns.

The moral of the story is:

Whenever a fly goes down three inches, some pussy is in serious

danger!!!