The Wal-Mart Greeter

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart
with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they
ain't. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7."

"Why the hell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid," replied the greeter.

"I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day."