Damn Church

A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the
secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,
sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is
not tolerated in this church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the
pastor's study to inform
him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the
secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks
the old geezer, "Sir,what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just
won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn
church to get rid of some of this damn money. "

"I see," said the pastor. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?"