Blind , dumb & smart animals

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and
his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is,
but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so
Begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes."

The little girl screams, "Don't eat it.... it's a fxxxin axxxhole !!"

Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says, "My wife is
so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and
she doesn't have an automatic garage door."

The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she has a cellular phone
antenna on her car and she doesn't even have a cellular phone."

The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of
rubbers (condoms) and she doesn't even have a dick."